Unlike diaries about acid, shrooms, and heroin, this is a diary to get up to in the morning.
The best thing to eat in the morning is a bunch of fruit. I invariably have several different kinds: 
It's usually a good idea to not add hard drugs to your fruit, b/c that's just not a morning activity. Adding yogurt or granola is OK, however. I also enjoy a good cup of coffee or tea: 
Again, there is no reason to mix things like ketamine with breakfast unless you've decided to just give up on life, perhaps because you're over 60 and nothing seems fun anymore.
Finally, if you must pop a pill in the morning, don't make it acid or ecstasy, try some legal version of a pick-me-up, e.g.: 
I can't believe this diary only has zero votes so far
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Happy now?
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"I've been on food stamps and welfare. Anybody help me out? No!" Craig T. Nelson (6/2/2009)
Once I re-up on my pick-me-up I will be
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Maybe I need to make this diary more of a game, like MSCOTT's
(#285387)Pretend you're a wizard time lord who does super hero stuff.
What do you eat for breakfast most mornings?
I FEAST ON THE BLOOD OF MY ENEMIES
(#285388)oops, sorry, wrong fanfic diary.
I blame it all on the Internet
No breakfast
(#285396)Cape keeps getting in the butter dish, and the mask gets milk stains on it. And I need the cape and mask because it's damned embarrassing walking around in blue spandex.
Two To Three Levels Worth Of XP
(#285449)Plus bran--it's important to stay regular when you're on Hell Diablo runs.
The universe may well have been created without a point--that doesn't imply that we can't give it one.
Poopsock? -nt-
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M Aurelius was probably right.
Fruit with coffee is a bad idea.
(#285392)There, I said it. I should add that in my household, coffee is a dairy beverage and it always comes with 2% milk, steamed milk or half & half (on holidays). Acidic fruits don't mix with dairy products. But I think even without milk or cream, acidic fruits make a bad combo with the bitterness of black coffee.
TL;DR - don't drop fruit acid while drinking coffee.
M Aurelius was probably right.
In the morning
(#285426)I find a that little Cialis with the bowl of fruit really picks me up.
*Not after 8 AM though; I'd hate to miss lunch because I'm consulting my physician about that damned 4-hour window.
Never an Every Morning Activity
(#285479)and these days it's probably not gonna be a morning activity ever again, but the old "Wake & Bake" was a terrific way to begin the day.
As for Breakfast
(#285480)Lots of black coffee.
A banana.
Sometimes a bowl of 'gurt and Kashi.
On the weekends my girl fries some potatoes and also a couple of eggs. Fried isn't really what she does to the eggs -- it's more like coddling them in olive oil.
Curry!
(#285483)Obligatory recipe follows. I made something similar on Sunday.
http://www.indianfoodforever.com/snacks/daal-kachori.html
Also, lassi. Almost as I make it, (tho this is Jamie Oliver)
http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/jamie-oliver/mango-lassi-recipe/index...
Also, momo (if there's a restaurant around).
http://www.yowangdu.com/tibetan-food/momos.html
literally anything can become right or wrong if the dominant class of the moment so wills it
Breakfast on a weekday is black coffee,
(#285570)dry raisin bran, and a protein shake. On vacation or weekends, though, I get more extravagant: my favorite weekend breakfast involves biscuits, bacon, and eggs. And huge amounts of black coffee. The secret to good biscuits is basically to use lard instead of shortening, and to then use twice as much as most recipes call for.
Michael Phelps's weekday breakfast
(#285571)Breakfast: Three fried-egg sandwiches loaded with cheese, lettuce, tomatoes, fried onions and mayonnaise. Two cups of coffee. One five-egg omelet. One bowl of grits. Three slices of French toast topped with powdered sugar. Three chocolate-chip pancakes.
So basically, the IHOP "Value Meal". -nt-
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M Aurelius was probably right.
Michael Phelps' Olympic Role In 2016. . .
(#285678). . .will be as the official blimp if he doesn't cut a zero off the end of that caloric consumption when he retires.
The universe may well have been created without a point--that doesn't imply that we can't give it one.
Self-reinforcing. I used to race USAC cycling in high school,
(#285697)and you can put away a phenomenal amount of calories when you're training 2+ hours a day in a strength/endurance sport. But then stop training, and there's no way in hell you can eat that much.
M Aurelius was probably right.