Declinist Thoughts


It took a thousand years (give or take) for Western civilization to ascend from this:


to this:


And it took about another hundred years for it descend to this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jzSh_MLNcY

Sorry, you'll have to follow the link, on that one. Can't embed it. The Universal Music Group forbids it.

Kanye West is, after all, a valuable bit of commercial property - unlike Gregorian Chant, or even Gustav Mahler.

It's all so sad.
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e pur si muove!

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The Soviet Union promoted your kind of musical tastes (#93609)
by mmghosh

for a long time, vinteuil. Jazz and rock were frowned upon. I believe the Velvet Revolution in Czechoslovakia was partly fomented in underground rock dives, IIRC.

But, there were some good consequences too! The old Soviet Melodiya label was widely promoted by the Russian Cultural Embassies in 3rd world countries, where conventional western labels such as DG, EMI and Polydor were unavailable. Our musical tastes were fashioned by Sviatoslav Richter, in the 60s and early 70s, rather than Brendel, for example. A lot of folk music from Armenia came our way as the Soviet Union exported ensembles promoting authentic 'regional traditions'. Fake to some extent they may have been, but we really don't see any of that sort of thing now - a detriment in my opinion.

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Manish Ghosh

Oh, really, Mr. Ghosh? (#93786)
by vinteuil

The Soviet Union promoted *my* kind of musical tastes?

You mean, like Shostakovich's 8th Symphony? Or his 1st Violin Concerto?

Do you know, without googling, who Andrei Zhdanov was? Or what the "Zhdanovchina" was?

Surely not. Surely you didn't realize what an incredibly stupid and insulting remark you were making.

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I don't think you understood the point being made re the Soviet (#93791)
by mmghosh

Union at all. It wasn't meant to be a kind of an insult. I don't think you even read the whole of the comment to have made a statement like that. If you had, you would had noted that it was also "my" kind of music for a considerable period, simply because we had no access to anyone else.

I wasn't talking about specific composers. I am quite aware of the repression under Zhdanov (although the period when Zhdanov was in the ascendant was, mercifully, relatively short), thanks, and the travails of both Dmitri and Maxim Shostakovich etc.

The point that I am making is that, in the erstwhile Soviet Union, the music that was available on radio, television, on vinyl or taught in schools was, to a very large extent, the Western classical music canon. Modern music was not regarded as particularly worth either teaching or propagating. True, the Russian music authorities were incredibly conservative, preferring 'safe' mid 19th century composers to all else.

Perhaps you are not aware of the cultural extent of the influence of the Soviet Union in the world, confined as you seem to be to an American-centric point of view. There were many excellent performers (often deemed 2nd rate by exalted standards of the Moscow Conservatoire) who spent time touring countries like India, Indonesia (during the Sukarno regime) and varied African nations in the 1960s and 1970s spreading the gospel of Mother Russian music - but which in fact opened a vast population of the world to classical western music - works by Tchaikovsky, R-K, Borodin - not to mention Prokofiev and Khachaturian; far more, I assure you, than American performers ever did to even popularise Barber or Copland. These live, "second-rate" performers, were, very often, much better than the occasional performances transmitted on VOA or the BBC World Service.

And let me tell you, I have heard Chopin and Schubert played by musicians in the west but I have never heard playing with the emotional depth of Sviatoslav Richter. You seem to be stuck in the 1950s Stalinist period of the Soviet Union, completely unaware of the richness of the musical heritage of the later period. Have you seen Maya Plisetskaya, for example? Or heard Maxim Vengerov? Political infighting and a bureaucratic culture stifling originality of composition was due in a large part to the Soviet Ministry of Culture, but that was more a case of a large musical bureaucracy doing that. It is no different to what the Wagners are doing in Bayreuth, for example. Every large musical organisation from New York to Moscow have problems with their maestros - the Soviets had it on a grand scale because of their centralisation.

But as a general point of view of sponsoring classical music, my point stands.

Also, you seem to not understand that appreciating the musical culture of the Soviet Union, or Brecht, or Mayakovsky, or even Pinter does not necessarily have to be seen as condoning Stalinism, as you seem to view it. Or that the teaching of the Western classical musical canon condones it either. The two can be dealt with in logically separate compartments.

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Manish Ghosh

Manish, this thread is dead... (#93882)
by vinteuil

...so I'll just note that Richter's performances of Schubert are incomparable - but his Chopin? Not so much.

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It appears to me... (#93456)
by bro-

That many may not be aware of, and would find http://playlist.com extremely useful. Enjoy!

Nice one, bro. (#93643)
by catchy

I know who I blame for this travesty (#93368)
by caleb

Electricity.

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~At times like these I am reminded of the immortal words of Socrates when he said...."I drank what?"

I have a permanent mental search-and-replace set up (#93367)
by stillnotking

to transform all comments re: "the decline of western civilization" into "the persistence of cognitive illusions".

Western civilization has been "declining" for at least a thousand years, and yet it's still here -- and doing just fine by objective metrics. The only interesting thing about declinist claims is how they almost always focus on the contributions of racial- or sexual-minority artists, viz. female novelists and black musicians.

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The other day I heard that ignorance and apathy are sweeping the country. I didn't know that, but I don't really care.

SNK, I chose Kanye West... (#93464)
by vinteuil

...as my example of cultural decline 'cause I'm often told that he's some sort of genius.

Would you have preferred me to have chosen Rammstein?


Same difference.

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To extend this theme, what are the 10 worst pop songs (#93344)
by Bill White

recorded during your lifetime

To start out, I offer

I got you, Babe - Sonny & Cher

Clinton and Obama should record this as a charity fundraiser

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. . . and it looks as though they’ll punish the monkey and let the organ grinder go . . .

Hmmm (#93460)
by M Scott Eiland

Three from the top of my head:

He Ain't Heavy, He's My Brother--hearing this song makes me want to gouge my eardrums out with a spork. Really.

Tiny Tim's version of Tiptoe Through The Tulips--after a few seconds of this, you start to hope that there's a minefield under the f***ing tulips to rescue your poor tortured brain from this freak.*

That f***ing Macarena song . A well-placed meteorite strike at the studio where this montrosity was being recorded would have sealed the deal for me as far as believing in a benevolent God is concerned.

*--personal trivia: while my father was waiting for the birth of my sister in December of 1969, the program playing on the waiting room TV was none other than Tiny Tim's wedding on the Tonight Show.

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And it's well known you can't get your freak on to Mahler. :) (#93300)
by Jordan

nt

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Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. -JH

The original Daft Punk plus best type design on youtube: (#93299)
by Jordan


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2cYWfq--Nw

And a less outright cool but more...nubile version:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLYD_-A_X5E

Now that's coming down in the world!

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Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. -JH

Either you (#93295)
by trouscaillon

picked up all your history from a biography on Bach or you're just forgetting that there's always been populist music. The only difference I can discern in the 19th and 20th centuries is the mode of organization, in distribution, production and consumption (i.e. mass wealth encouraging a business model of 'one -> many' rather than 'one -> the elite few'). Music is still being produced for elites, and I'd imagine it influences about as many people now as it ever did.

Neither of the above, trouscaillon. (#93465)
by vinteuil

And is that really the only difference you can discern between "populist" music in the the 19th century and today?

And what sort of music do you think is "being produced for elites," just now?

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Hey V, (#93496)
by trouscaillon

Ever heard of discussion? You make a point, I make a point, you make a point back... Saying "no that's not true" generally doesn't qualify.

Yep (#93369)
by stillnotking

and the audience for the average nineteenth-century bawdy musical comedy would make hip-hop concert goers look like elitists.

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The other day I heard that ignorance and apathy are sweeping the country. I didn't know that, but I don't really care.

Could be, SNK. (#93466)
by vinteuil

Hip-hop seems to enjoy a lot of "elitist" support.

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Just out of curiosity (#93292)
by brendanm98

and, ok, to make a point in passing, what is everyone's favorite Kanye West song?

Me, I'm picking "Family Business."

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Come, my friends. 'Tis not too late to seek a newer world -- Tennyson

the diamonds are forever one (#93393)
by dionysus

That beat is frickin amazing.. Kanye's a decent lyricist, an ok rapper and a top notch producer

Re decent lyricist + Diamonds from Sierra Leone (#93426)
by catchy

A number of chin-stroking white music critics actually lauded the man for his "political awareness" based on "Diamonds from Sierra Leone", despite the fact that:

1) the lyrics of the song do not in fact mention Sierra Leone, they are all about Kanye West. He apparently later did a remix of "Diamonds from Sierra Leone" where this ommission was rectified but

2) even in that remix, he neglected to mention that the Sierra Leonean and Liberian civil wars had been over for five years by the time his record came out, and that Charles Taylor was actually being put on trial in the Hague for crimes committed during that period.

So what Kanye West was actually encouraging his fans to do was to boycott the main foreign-currency earning export of a desperately poor nascent democracy. The jewellers were pissed off.

http://www.vibe.com/news/news_headlines/2005/07/kanye_diamonds_from_sier...

http://d-squareddigest.blogspot.com/2008/04/diamonds-are-forever-note-th...

I said decent, not great :) (#93438)
by dionysus

Not enough of a rap connoisseur to really know what I'm talking about but the decent was giving him a little charity :) I stand by my opinion that the beat on that track is incredible, creative bassline, melody and the effects/events are perfect

The song was originally titled (#93435)
by brendanm98

"Diamonds are Forever" and actually had little to do with diamonds, period.

The remix does discuss conflict diamonds and this is the track on the album, with the original included as a bonus. So presumably many of the reviews of the album would discuss the remix lyrics.

When the album came out in 2005 Taylor was in exile in Nigeria and wasn't even arrested until 2006; his trial began 2007. The war officially ended in 2002 and disarmament took through 2004, with UN peacekeepers remaining until Dec 2005.

If you think of the song as entertainment with a message, ala the movie Blood Diamond which came out end of 2006, I think it's hard to find much objection.

By the way, if anyone is interested in some background I included the UN sanctions against Liberia (targeting conflict diamonds) in this discussion of the effectiveness of sanctions.

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Come, my friends. 'Tis not too late to seek a newer world -- Tennyson

Who is Kanye West ? (#93360)
by Gramsky

and does he front a popular beat combo.

How about fleshing out this discussion a bit (#93289)
by brendanm98

You might start with an analysis of Kanye's music, presuming you are familiar with same.

Then move on to discussing hip hop in general.

I for one have no problem appreciating different styles of music. If you're going to directly compare different genres some metrics would seem to be desirable.

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Come, my friends. 'Tis not too late to seek a newer world -- Tennyson

brendanm98, (#93467)
by vinteuil

I think you're taking this post too seriously.

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Those Who Do Not Understand Pop Culture (#93287)
by Harley

Are doomed to not understand pop culture. Which is no big deal. Trying to make a virtue out of one's own limitations?

Heh. A neat trick, perhaps a necessary delusion. But still.

Harley, best comment so far. (#93468)
by vinteuil

Though I do think that I understand pop culture (well, Kanye West, anyway) at least as well as you do.

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Consider Me Disarmed! (#93472)
by Harley

And I'm not a huge Kanye fan. So you may be right about that. But when it comes to Dan Deacon or The Coup? Hah!

Imagining that the sky (#93291)
by Pranky

is falling is a lifestyle choice that will always be found in some members of the human race. Nothing wrong with that.

In this case though, I suspect this is only an attempt to stir up some comments. Nothing wrong with that, either.

Whew! What a relief! (#93283)
by Elagabalus

Judging by the title, I thought this was going to be another diatribe about the "decline" of this site (of course, I thought the same about your "Why I'm not Needed" diary). Thank God it's only about the decline of western civilization.

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I had discovered a great secret. That everyone loves themselves more than they love anybody else. And if I wanted them to love me, I better be like THEM!... Ken Nordine

yeah but who wants to get it on (#93278)
by catchy

to Mahler's 8th?

And what % of the pop. ever listend to Mahler anyway?

Kanye found a niche partly enabled by techmology.

The real complaint is that he's sampled a mainstream Daft Punk tune from only 10 yrs. ago. Lame. Whatever happened to crate digging?

A lot of hip hop people that were good in the 90s seem to be doin instrumental stuff now. E.g. Quasimoto:


Pretty chill, vint. You could just kick back & relax w. the homies. Or Peanutbutter wolf:


Catchy, you return, once more... (#93339)
by vinteuil

...to this notion of music as some sort of facilitator for sexual intercourse.

I'm never quite sure how to take it, when you say such things.

I've known guys, of course, who compiled whole collections of cassettes, labelled "Make-out Tape 1," "Make-out Tape 2," etc.

Lots of Sade, and stuff like that.

And I have no doubt that these cassettes served very well to get them into the mood for a bit of the old in-out/in-out.

For all I know, Quasimoto &/or Peanutbutterwolf might serve the same purpose equally well (or equally poorly), depending on taste.

But I've never before encountered anybody who seemed to think that it was a problem for a piece of music (or, indeed, a whole *category* of music) if it failed to give Viagra a bit of stiff competition.

Oh well. I guess it takes all kinds.

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If yer friends can keep a straight face while making out to Sade (#93427)
by catchy

they have my respect.

Popular music as some sort of facilitator of sexual intercourse is a foreign notion to you? That means you don't rock &/or roll I guess.

I don't think it's a flaw of classical music that it's not sexy, it just opens a niche for the likes of Kanye to get people out dancing + cavorting.

Lord Quas + Peanutbutter Wolf are in that genre but for me they're just chill background music.

No worries if you don't like it, I was offering up something that isn't corporate crap on the radio.

Tristan und Isolde (#93480)
by mmghosh

was criticised, in its time, and for the same reasons, as you are today, IIRC...

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Manish, I brought up Tristan & Isolde... (#93536)
by vinteuil

...with Catchy, the last time this issue surfaced.

But he was unimpressed.

Catchy is not easily impressed.

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I think its an age thing on catchy's part. (#93558)
by mmghosh

I must've missed the last time you two clashed over this.

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Manish Ghosh

Maybe i missed it too (#93639)
by catchy

B/c I adore Tristan und Isolde and wouldn't criticize it for the world.

Hmmm... maybe I did write on this earlier b/c I think I described T + I as a cosmic orgasm. At least that's ringing a bell.

But anyway, it doesn't make people feel chill and doesn't compel one to move. No biggie, just a reason to keep exploring

"an age thing"... (#93563)
by vinteuil

Yes. Or "time of life," as Tennessee Williams would have put it.

On the other hand...in 1859, one only had to be fifteen to find oneself intoxicated by the "sweet, shuddering infinity" of *Tristan & Isolde*.

Nowadays, I think it helps to be fifty.

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Having the right schoolmates helped, too. (#93564)
by mmghosh

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Manish Ghosh

Catchy, my friend... (#93462)
by vinteuil

...I think that anybody who can stand "Lord Quas +[/or] Peanutbutter Wolf" playing in the background while he or she is "making out" is in a poor position to cast aspersions on poor old Sade.

I hope that, in due course, they, too, may rise to the level of "corporate crap." But, on the strength of those videos, I see little hope of it.

But enough banter.

It's not the idea of "popular music as some sort of facilitator of sexual intercourse" that is foreign to me. It's the idea that such a role has anything whatever to do with *musical* value.

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"It's the idea that such a role has anything whatever to do with (#93542)
by hobbesist

... *musical* value."

You've made that point before, vinteuil, and it strikes me (now as then) as a really incisive argument--one that your interlocutors haven't, to my mind, adequately addressed. I'd very much like to see catchy, or Harley, or Jordan, or whomever, take a shot at showing where it goes wrong, because, from where I'm sitting, that little gem looks like a trump card.

(And no, for the record, I don't take v.'s inability or unwillingness to enjoy wide swathes of popular music to be a reductio of his principles--but that's precisely how it seems that most people have engaged him thus far.)

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Interlocuter here dealing w. the trump card (#93638)
by catchy

I could just say 'why not'?

B/c I don't see why picking a nostalgic or moving melody should count as good composition, but selecting a sexy/funky baseline + offbeats amongst the possible permutations shouldn't.

Just as a bit of biography -- and I don't really care to take musical analysis any farther than this -- I like music for all sorts of reasons to serve all sorts of functions in life. If someone makes a good 70s soundtrack that accompanies car chases in a groovy way, I'll get the record.

And if classical music doesn't serve all these functions then that's reason to branch out.

As Duke Ellington said, if it sounds good it is good. Trump that.

"Trump card" was too strong, of course (#93640)
by hobbesist

... but I had to try to prod you people into responding somehow or other.

But if talking about this side of music or art appreciation just isn't something you're interested in--and hey, no skin off my back--that's OK. I just found it interesting, was hoping to get some others' thoughts, and--thanks to Hank, Manish, Jordan and Blaise--got some good food for thought in the process.

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I'll talk w. you about anything, h. (#93642)
by catchy

Perhaps I didn't understand the question.

There's no commitment to hedonism and no claim that classical music is inferior.

Just appreciating some non-classical music's capability of engaging in dance, movement, and sex in ways in which most or all classical music doesn't.

I do have a self-consciously anti-theoretical approach to aesthetics, but I don't mind defending that view and didn't mean to sound like I was cutting off convo.

Careful what you promise, catch (#93645)
by hobbesist

... because my guess is that you're a fair bit cheaper than an analyst.

I never took you to suggest that classical music was inferior; I took you to deny the propriety of superior/inferior distinctions almost altogether, in fact. I guess I would like to hear why you think your view isn't hedonist, though; getting rid of all those distinctions, amenable as they are to snobbery and know-it-all-ism, aren't we just left with 'either it makes you feel good or it doesn't'? (Not that I'm ruling out that conclusion a priori. Maybe Danto's right: "Art" as some high-falutin', quasi-metaphysical grail quest is over, and it's high time we get over ourselves and enjoy all the lovely sights and sounds we've made.)

And I didn't think you were cutting off the convo, either--but if you're really committed to an anti-theoretical approach to all this stuff, it just might be the case that the convo's going to be really short ;^D

I wish I could find the last time vinteuil made the point I'm thinking of--though it may have been on the old site. It was something to the effect that the point of dance rhythms in music wasn't to dance, and the point of sexuality in music wasn't to screw; the latter part of the point struck me as dead-on--so dead-on, in fact, that it took me a while to realize the first part was positively (ahem) screwy. What I'd like to get hold of is some way to account for what I took to be right about the latter and wrong about the former parts.

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Here's gouty old Plato, (#93546)
by BlaiseP

Here's gouty old Plato, whining about the same problem:

Afterward, in course of time, an unmusical license set in with the appearance of poets who were men a native genius, but ignorant of what is right and legitimate in the realm of the Muses. Possessed by a frantic and unhallowed lust for pleasure, they contaminated laments with hymns and paeans with dithyrambs, actually imitated the strains of the flute on the harp, and created a universal confusion of forms. Thus their folly led them unintentionally to slander their profession by the assumption that in music there is no such thing as a right and a wrong, the right standard of judgment being the pleasure given to the hearer, be he high or low. By compositions of such a kind and discourse to the same effect, they naturally inspired the multitude with contempt of musical law, and a conceit of their own competence as judges. Thus our once silent audiences have found a voice, in the persuasion that they understand what is good and bad in art; the old “sovereignty of the best” in that sphere has given way to an evil “sovereignty of the audience.”

Music has always had a healthy contempt for Musical Law. Whose laws are these? In which court are they adjudicated? Bibulous dowagers in ill-fitting corsets, with glasses of chardonnay in the lobby of Symphony Hall, whining about the inclusion of a 20th century composer who dares to include an atonal chord? Are these to be judge and jury of Musical Law? Most of them couldn't find Middle C on the Steinway in their own living rooms.

All classical music was once popular music, and was condemned by the same sorts of people. Robertson Davies, who I quote with immoderate frequency said the whole world is burdened with young fogies. Old men with ossified minds are easily dealt with. But men who look young, act young, and everlastingly harp on the fact they are young, but who nevertheless think and act with a degree of caution which would be excessive in their grandfathers, are the curses of the world.

You got me. (#93552)
by hobbesist

Clearly I failed to recognize that the Athenian Empire's march from triumph to triumph, from Plato's day to ours, shows that dull son of Ariston can be safely ignored. My bad.

On a slightly more serious note--I'm not talking about, and I'm pretty sure vinteuil isn't talking about, political or ecclesiastic censorship of some or all forms of music. These are competing judgments of taste, with all the indemonstrability that entails, but if that fact entails the proper aesthetic comportment is "anything goes," I'd like to see an actual argument to that effect, rather than 'argument by youtube' or repeating the moral of Footloose in more florid prose.

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A musical debate should feature music. (#93557)
by BlaiseP

Nor have I have said Anything Goes. Lots of things make noise and not all of them are entirely musical. Plato was whining, and echoes of that whine have always been heard. I am sure the first Caveman Dad had a few things to say about his son's invention of the first functional drum. I have always thought the best revenge on your enemy is to give his child a drum. The child will love you and the parent will hate you.

The best defense of Anything Goes resolves to this statement: show me one musician selling ten CDs out of the trunk of his car, and as sure as night follows day, a music producer will magically appear after the sale of the eleventh with his A&R guy in tow, to tell the musician he'll offer him a contract, on the condition someone else produces his record. Everyone's a critic. The last person anyone asks about "anything goes" is the musician. If it sells, it Goes. If it sells for 20 years, it's a Classic. Once it's mummified and safely under glass, it becomes Classical.

Let me add separately (#93562)
by hobbesist

... that, in my humble but considered opinion, to the extent a Plato interpretation (especially where The Republic is concerned) resembles Popper's in Open Society and Its Enemies, it should be avoided as completely as possible.

I mean, one needn't be a Straussian to think that one ought to exhibit a little caution in naming this or that choice claim from a dialogue as Plato's Real and True Teaching.

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Let me walk this back a bit. (#93560)
by hobbesist

The point vinteuil made that seemed to me worth marking, and to which I'd not seen an adequate response from those charging him with fuddy-duddyism, is that any defense of a form of music that appeals first or only to its (pardon the pun) instrumental value (a) isn't defending the aesthetic value of the music in question; and, at least in some cases, (b) makes the music in question look like a rather supeerfluous detour.

I don't think these are indefeasible arguments, but my entry into this conversation was made solely to request that someone take a shot at defeating them.

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Well, out with it. (#93575)
by Elagabalus

Stop sittin' on the fence and give us some definitions we can work with. Instrumental value? Aesthetic value of music? C'mon, hobbesist, we're awaitin' your Leviathan.

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I had discovered a great secret. That everyone loves themselves more than they love anybody else. And if I wanted them to love me, I better be like THEM!... Ken Nordine

I got nothin', Elagabalabulus. (#93581)
by hobbesist

I just thought vinteuil made a good point, and I'd like to see some kind of response to it--especially since I don't find his ultimate conclusions about some kind of grand Spenglerian decline very compelling. I don't mean anything especially technical by the terms I've used, and I'm happy to revise them if someone thinks other terms would better suit the question, or if the terms I'm using tend to distort the answer.

By 'instrumental value', I just mean the value something has as a means to get or achieve something else. By 'aesthetic value'--of music or whatever--I just mean the kind of value we attach to our experiences of artworks and (at least some) parts of the natural world.

I'm not inherently hostile to a disenchating view of the latter--whether that means viewing it as just an instrument to produce or intensify more basic pleasures, or as some kind of confabulated rationalization of our mere preferences, or just another odd feature of our evolutionary inheritance--but my first instinct is to try, so far as possible, to 'save the phenomenon'.

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Maybe I'm responding to the wrong points here. (#93604)
by BlaiseP

I believe Vinteuil's point was [Kanye West] is a valuable bit of commercial property - unlike Gregorian Chant, or even Gustav Mahler, and cited him as an exemplar of cultural decline. He went on to question Trouscaillon assertions about music of the 19th and 20th century. Vinteuil clearly distinguishes between "elite" and "popular" music. Catchy zaps him, saying Kanye West is clearly lifting a Daft Punk sample, and much hoo-hah about Sexuality ensues thereafter.

You seized upon this concept of Musical Value, and ask the entirely reasonable question: by what yardstick should this value be measured? We get into some quibbling about censorship, not a wise modality for you, for Plato was nothing if not a censor and an advocate of a caste system.

What then is this question of Musical Value and by extension Artistic Value, over and against Instrumental Value, whereby it’s a means to an end? That begs the question, to what end?

The artist or musician who only thinks in strictly commercial terms produces formula art. If he’s successful, the instrumental value is Cash Money: it’s all about cliques, power, money and status. Hip-hop and rap put this point forward at its rawest form. But how different is a rapper’s jewelry from a Fabergé Egg or a marble statue at Versailles? Both are displays of ostentation. The musicians of the Sun King’s court, discreetly sitting in the balcony might not be the center of attention as they are today, but they were no less a symbolic representation of superiority. There is not one whit of difference between a box seat at Symphony Hall and a box seat at a Kanye West show. Both are displays of elite behavior, both are conformal to every stereotype surrounding displays of power and prestige.

For someone who makes art, be it music or otherwise, other forces are at work. Artists, musicians, dancers and the like are always looking to the works of others. The scruffy musician with a student discount, sitting in the nosebleed seats at Symphony Hall, longs to be Haitink or Boulez, baton in hand. He’s got his own ideas about excellence and status. He goes down to Michigan Avenue at lunch hour to play a Bach partita with his open violin case in front of him, waiting for people like me to lean up against the wall, applaud and give him five bucks. I envy the violinist, he envies Haitink, Haitink envies Bach, and Bach probably envied someone.

Say what you want to about Karl Popper: Plato talks out of both sides of his mouth. I happen to agree with Popper about Plato in principle, for Plato is dead-set against Athenian democracy, preferring some system of elites. Plato alternately mocks and praises Euthyphro, a man who takes the myths seriously. Eventually, Plato would say men can agree on matters of logic but disagree on morals. I've said this to the point of nauseating tiresomeness: we cannot insert ourselves, with all that has shaped us subsequently, into ancient times without also assuming their modes of thought.

Art can lead us in any number of directions. An illustration can inform, a political cartoon can lambaste, a Van Gogh can illuminate, Bach can inspire and Beethoven gives us greatness of spirit.

But here's my problem with all this business about Saving the Phenomenon: it must first be sold, and don’t tell me about Starving Artists. I’ve been both a paid artist and a paid musician. Artists starve because they don’t sell, or aren’t selling yet. Man does not live by bread alone, but artistic integrity won’t pay Artist’s Frame Service or get you a paying gig.

It’s always a tradeoff between formula and originality. If an artist wants to make a name for himself, for the long haul, he has to be original, an unknown for some while. There’s an inherent risk in changing a successful formula: today’s hot new artist might be persuaded to change his schtick or the lineup of his band or his producer -- and screw up. Da Vinci tried new paints which didn’t work, and now the Last Supper is a big old mess.

When my wife and I had our first exhibition, I was pleasantly boggled by the sight of strangers commenting on our art, not to us, but to each other. Art is communication and a phenomenon must first be perceived: first in the mind of the artist, then recorded with skill and technique in some medium, then presented to an audience. Ultimately, it's about communication, what the artist has to say, and to whom. Ultimately, it is not the artist, but the audience who has to do the applauding and put the five bucks in the violin case, and every artist knows it.

Maybe not the wrong points (#93610)
by hobbesist

... but I didn't intend, don't intend, and certainly don't want to defend the whole of vinteuil's position here. I'm not putting myself forward as a partisan of l'art pour l'art, and the fact that the kids really dig Kanye doesn't get my panties in a bunch. If vinteuil wants to continue those parts of the discussion with you, or catchy, or trous, or whomever, I have no doubt he'll do so directly.

The tiny little minor point that caught my interest was v.'s argument (or suggestion of an argument, really) against a hedonistic view of aesthetic value. [Mind, I don't mean anything by 'hedonistic' here except the dry, technical sense of "only pleasure has value and only pain has disvalue non-instrumentally, that is, independently of the value of anything they might cause or prevent" (to borrow from the SEP).] It struck, and strikes, me as a point worth answering, because that kind of hedonism seems to be behind a lot of the dismissals of v.'s views as fusty, stiff, or square, but I wonder if his interlocutors really want to hang their hats on that particular first principle.

Not to say everything else you bring up isn't interesting; it's just not what I was talking about.

Plato talks out of both sides of his mouth.

Actually, Plato talks out of just about every side of everybody's mouth but his. You seem to figure that means he's just ventriloquizing his own views; OK, that's fine. I find, though, that that's a singularly unproductive way to approach the dialogues. If you want to castigate Plato for his undemocratic sentiments, by all means, go to--you'd hardly be the first. But forgive those of us who attend to the texts for being unimpressed with that moral grandstanding.

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Brevis esse laboro, obscurus fio.

Point taken: I wouldn't conflate you with Vinteuil's positions (#93622)
by BlaiseP

This is starting to sound like some bull session in my college rooms in days of yore.

"Art for art's sake" troubles me somewhat, it's not only self-referential but self-defeating. Let me do some Devil's Advocate work here, to make my point.

Let's take, for example, an honest self-respecting artist who understands he shouldn't just slavishly emulate other artists. But he's good enough to forge a Dutch Master. Or to make it more interesting, let's say this artist got his computer buddy to write a program to compose a new, obscure piece by Bach in software, then forged a Bach manuscript. He'd do his homework, get the right paper, the right ink, study Bach manuscripts, then invent a likely provenance for his forgery. And let's say he got away with it for a few years.

We condemn forgers outright, on the negative side of this equation. But we have some grudging admiration for the forger's skill and resourcefulness. He managed to fool the musical and manuscript authorities. Whether he made any money out of the forgery is irrelevant, but we must ask ourselves if "art for art's sake" still holds up in this case.

Now here's old Kanye West and the rest of these boo-buffoons, sampling each other's work, screaming and hollering and writing nasty songs about each other. Let's say one hip-hop freak boy samples another one, and steals his lick. He messes with the sample, roughs it up a little to avoid detection and credits himself. Who takes over then? The lawyers and the music experts.

Am I grandstanding? Well, maybe I am. If someone wants to keep a symphony orchestra running, they'll have to find someone to support it. These people can bus in public school kids to hear the orchestra, and maybe a few of them will be inspired and awed. There is something eternal about classical music, or noh or ballet. These arts require skill and training, and part of any education is exposure to the arts.

But let's not play around in Emperor's New Clothes here, I don't have to buy into some exalted opinion of Jackson Pollock because others find him an important artist. All this talk about "The Arts", high and lifted up, it's one enormous fraud, no different than my forger and his computer composer buddy. Oh the details they go to, oh the Mighty Mahler-esque Sturm und Drang. Oh the pretense, oh the masturbatory comforts, reassured of our own intellectual superiority, nibbling butter cookies in the exclusive lounge reserved for the Larger Donor to the Symphony. I have eaten those butter cookies and drunk the merlot, and it was worth the entire price of admission to see these well-heeled persons of society acting out their roles.

O O O O that Shakespeherian Rag—
It's so elegant
So intelligent
'What shall I do now? What shall I do?'
'I shall rush out as I am, and walk the street
'With my hair down, so. What shall we do to-morrow?
'What shall we ever do?'

It's probably going overboard (#93667)
by hobbesist

... to reach for your gun when someone says "culture"--but it's not a bad idea to hold on to your wallet.

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Brevis esse laboro, obscurus fio.

Erm, hrm, hum. Aesthetic value? (#93565)
by Jordan

What in the name of Christ is that, exactly, if not an instrumental value? Meaning, if a piece of music doesn't have some kind of sex appeal, it has no booty beat, it has no evocative hooks that remind you of running from the cops or copping your first feel or the Wild West or prom night, if it doesn't give you gooseflesh or have you shaking your moneymaker...if it has, in short, nothing but the cold, intellectual satisfaction of a complex harmony successfully brought back to tonic, then exactly what good is it anyway? Music as mathematics? Blake's Urizen as choir director?

In other words, isn't the aesthetic always instrumental, in that it produces emotion? And doesn't the aesthetic fail if it fails to produce emotion?

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Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. -JH

To answer your questions (#93568)
by hobbesist

In other words, isn't the aesthetic always instrumental, in that it produces emotion? And doesn't the aesthetic fail if it fails to produce emotion?

No and no. That pleasure attends, even must attend, to aesthetic experience doesn't mean aesthetic experience is an instrument for attaining pleasure.

As for the rest ... uhh, I don't really have much to say about all that, except that it strikes me as an awfully artificial, awfully overwrought dichotomy. So you don't think "intellectual satisfaction," cold or otherwise, has anything to do with aesthetic experience?

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Actually, I do. (#93600)
by Jordan

Intellectual satisfaction can provide an aesthetic experience in a number of ways: there are mathematicians who get freak-out excited over solving complicated equations. Or consider the case of great revenge stories: Dumas' Count of Monte Cristo, Poe's Purloined Letter, Mel Gibson's Payback.

I'd contend that revenge is a highly rarified aesthetic judgment, and what makes it satisfying is not the emotional & practical aspects (outrage & bloodlust sated, enemy defeated, dignity regained, fear transformed into triumph) but the intellectual fitness of the revenge. In these stories, payback is based on an unexpectedly apposite reversal where the enemy's trick is played against him. It isn't an exact reversal, it's more like an act of translation from one language to another: the hero's moment of greatest defeat & humiliation from Act I of the story is translated into a language of defeat & humiliation the enemy will understand. So Poe's Dupin plays the exact trick of triangulating deception against the Prefect of Police which the old conniver played against the Queen, defeating him at his own game, with the twist of exchanged roles. This judgment of the fitness of revenge, a purely intellectual act, is far more satisfying in these stories than the mere execution of the villain, which is normally saved for the denouement.

But the key is that this kind of intellectual satisfaction *does* produce emotion. You seem to be siding with Vinteuil in the idea that aesthetic experience can (and should) be separated from its instrumental value and, by implication, the highest, most artistic aesthetic experiences are those in which all instrumentality (even emotion) has been distilled away. Even Kant doesn't argue that aesthetic judgments can or should be understood without reference to their emotional products, indeed, it's the judgment of an emotional reaction (this track is da shizz, yo) plus the judgment that others will have the same reaction that makes something aesthetic. It isn't just subjective universal *anything goes*; it's subjective universal *emotion*. Emotion's not necessarily pleasure, by the way -- you changed my words.

At the end of the day, who cares if the sensus communis is happy, but you still can't dance to it? :)

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Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. -JH

That's interesting. (#93605)
by hobbesist

I'm not sure I'd follow you all the way down that road, but I think you must be right that the kind of satisfaction we take in revenge is closely akin to that we take in aesthetic experience, and that fitness is precisely where that kinship lies.

But your third graf seems a little muddled to me, or I'm a little muddled after reading it. So maybe you can unmuddle me: why does a view that aesthetic value is not a kind of instrumental value commit one to hold that the former doesn't, or shouldn't, produce pleasure (or emotion, or affect, or feeling)? As far as I can tell, that entailment is a total non sequitor (for just the reason given in #93568).

And it's odd that you try to enlist Kant, for whom 'purposiveness without purpose' is the crux of our experience of the beautiful, to your side. Anyway, I don't hold that aesthetic value has to be understood or judged apart from the feelings aesthetic objects elicit in us, and I don't think anything I've said commits me to that view, either.

As for my agreement with vinteuil--well, I suspect it would take all of five minutes for him and me to find ourselves in substantive and fundamental disagreement about this, or just about any other, subject, and I have little doubt I'd show myself to be a philistine, a fool, or a naif in the process (a fact of which he'd inform me with *all* *due* *emphasis*, I'm sure). But I think behind or beneath his "declinist thoughts" is a serious, coherent, and even cogent view of aesthetics--a view which deserves a better answer, imho, than the responses it has in the main received. Maybe he would be a sunnier guy if he just did some x, went to a Daft Punk show and got a little action (I know I would be!), but that's just not the point.

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Brevis esse laboro, obscurus fio.

Muddled? *Muddled?!* (#93621)
by Jordan

Um, ok you're right. I bollocksed my own point. There's nothing as dangerous as amateur philosophy. :)

Anyhoo, the gist of my argument is that an aesthetic judgment *is* an emotional response (hm, my asterisk key appears to be sticky). That is, an emotional reaction arises from a judgment (an aesthetic judgment), and we might go on to say the object in question is beautiful or sublime based on the judgment that others will or ought to have the same emotional reaction. Snobbery is basically the act of separating aesthetic judgment from emotion and asserting that people must respond to a high degree of aesthetic "correctness" even or especially in the absence of any emotion. Which is of course silly if the aesthetic is emotional in the first place.

Kant's discussion of teleology in art (purposiveness) doesn't really knock the battery off my shoulder: all I take him to be saying is that art is action moved from the sphere of work into the sphere of play. You'd have an emotional response to starving and stealing bread too; but watching Jean Valjean do it isolates you from the consequences so you can enjoy it as something aesthetic. Any human activity can be taken as work or as play, from war to conversation to doing the nasty. Purposiveness is the key to making art work: it gets you as close as possible to suffering and/or enjoying the consequences without making you actually spill your popcorn. Which is another reason why pure harmony, intellection or suitability divorced from any real or imagined telos never makes very satisfying art.

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Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. -JH

If bollocksing one's own point is particular to (#93644)
by hobbesist

... amateur philosophy, then there are precious few pros out there. ;^D

I'm not sure whether we disagree or not, to tell you the truth, about the relationship between aesthetic judgment and emotional response; some ways you put it strike me as right, others not so much. We don't disagree that feeling is an inextricable part of aesthetic experience; nor do we disagree that aesthetic experience involves invoking emotional response while maintaining some kind of distance (not "making you actually spill your popcorn," that is). But it's just the importance of that second part that makes me look askance at the view that the aim of music, or painting, or sculpture, or literature is (simply) to feel something. What looks from the perspective of that view like a detour taken along the way to satisfaction, awe, relief, whatever, seems to me no less the 'point' than the feeling with which we're ultimately left.

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Brevis esse laboro, obscurus fio.

Purposiveness is Kant's version of truthiness. :) (#93646)
by Jordan

It isn't connected to reality but, dammit all, my gut says it is. :) The pinnacle of art in his formulation would be the work that makes you feel most intensely whatever experience or emotion it's meant to evoke, while remaining as un-popcorn-spilling as possible.

Sitting in darkened theater seats and undergoing a real live, say, Mongol cavalry charge would certainly be an exciting experience. The light cavalry feints and strafes at full gallop, unleashing thickets of arrows that smash through the rows of seats, decimating the audience around you. Say, is that an ear in your nachos? Just before the heavy cavalry makes its move might be a good time for a restroom break. Anyhow, pretty overwhelming & more than the typical theatergoer is up for. Saving Private Ryan comes pretty damn close to that, though of course nobody gets hurt. Maybe the specific ratio of realism to reality is part of the overall effect of a work of art. By realism I don't mean verisimilitude, but something more like "evocative power", a formulation which makes it easier to include instrumental music. The less it can hurt you, and the more it seems like it can hurt you, the better it is. I'm reminded of Brecht's notion of the "alienation effect"; a sense of artifice is just as important as a sense of verisimilitude to achieving a powerful work. We know it's a put-on -- that's what makes it so convincing.

It seems to me that Vinteuil (and catchy's snobby jazz musician) are suggesting you can get with just the artifice, just the alienation effect, just the sheer virtuosity of a perfectly rehearsed performance of a grand composition, and the work need not have any evocative power at all. The work of art need not correspond to anything; feeling, experience, or idea.

Or maybe I'm wrong & what they're saying is that rarefied, classical works of perfected art give access to "feelings" we mere mortals have no inkling of.

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Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. -JH

Ehhh ... (#93665)
by hobbesist

The pinnacle of art in his formulation would be the work that makes you feel most intensely whatever experience or emotion it's meant to evoke, while remaining as un-popcorn-spilling as possible.

I'm not sure that's right--I think Kant is both more willing to discriminate among experiences/emotions and more cognitivist in his orientation than you give him (dis)credit for--but this isn't an issue of Kant-Studien we're writing, here.

It seems to me that Vinteuil (and catchy's snobby jazz musician) are suggesting you can get with just the artifice, just the alienation effect, just the sheer virtuosity of a perfectly rehearsed performance of a grand composition, and the work need not have any evocative power at all. The work of art need not correspond to anything; feeling, experience, or idea.

Or maybe I'm wrong & what they're saying is that rarefied, classical works of perfected art give access to "feelings" we mere mortals have no inkling of.

I don't see much evidence of the first view, given vinteuil's moral concerns; those concerns, likewise, lead me to think the latter is still too l'art pour l'art-ish to do justice to his view. Those "rarefied, classical works of perfected art" certainly don't have their effects apart from the feelings they evoke, and those feelings aren't themselves anything super-human; but the kinds of feelings evoked, and the manner of their evocation, tend to run in confluence with the demands and aspirations of a--no other way to put it--civilized life.

But, whatever, I'm just playing ventriloquist at this point. Maybe that's not what he has in mind at all; given the number of options one has available when choosing among narratives of decline, it's hard to guess without a little more flesh on the bones.

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Brevis esse laboro, obscurus fio.

I'm mostly just nailing down a brainf@rt of my own here (#93673)
by Jordan

however loosely inspired by the 3rd critique. The idea that there's a dialectical interplay between the representation of pain and the representation of the viewer's distance from that pain has a ring to it. Or maybe it's the gears grinding in my head. Suspense in a movie is all about building anticipation and paying off with (generally horrific) consequences, consequences which the viewer is not-so-narrowly spared by the device of artifice & fiction. Really excellent suspense stories threaten to break the wall of artifice by, for example, causing you to actively enjoy something you consider abhorrent (Dexter), or actually experience some of the trauma you're supposedly isolated from (people running out of the theater during Jaws, during original Lumiere shows of onrushing locomotives, etc.).

Music represents pain in the form of surprise, tension, anticipation & delaying release to tonic. In a way, that's about all it does, though generally compositions build on those basic primary colors of emotion to craft an actual story. This is why music is so good at desire & loss, happiness, arrogant power, meek hopelessness, etc. But the artifice is always there, the reductive language of music, the miniaturization of life to its core psychodynamics. We're protected from pain so we can enjoy it. All I've got is slogans like "art is life wearing a prophylactic," but it's an idea that bears some thinking.

Anyhow I've wandered miles off topic & just waiting for Miss NPB to grab us by the ear and lead us back to our long and dreary slide into cultural effetus.

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Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. -JH

I don't (#93578)
by HankP

there's an immediacy to music that impacts before any rational evaluation. One can intellectually appreciate the complexity or cleverness of a given piece, but it's that immediate visceral impact that sets the stage for the analysis that follows.

In other words, the value of any particular piece of music is entirely subjective. You can rationalize all you want after the fact, but you can't change that first emotional response. It's like trying to rationalize whether something smells good or not.

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Forget the myths the media's created about the White House. The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand. - Deep Throat

What do you think I think? (#93582)
by hobbesist

Who exactly thinks we can just change, by virtue of mere calculation or decision, our initial, immediate response to a piece of music or artwork? Moreover, who would want to? (Actually, we know who wants to do that: snobs.) I agree completely that "immediate visceral impact that sets the stage for the analysis that follows"--I just think that following analysis is no less a part of aesthetic experience than the immediate impact. And why call that analysis "rationalization," rather than the less pejorative "attempt at making sense of" or such like?

And yes, when we make an aesthetic judgment, it's entirely subjective; but why, then, do we bother sharing those judgments, much less arguing about and defending them? And maybe I just hang out with olfactory philistines, but I don't think I've ever heard anyone argue about whether something smells good or not--where there's disagreement, there's just disagreement. Do you think that's the right kind of response to contesting aesthetic judgments?

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Brevis esse laboro, obscurus fio.

Why do people argue about tastes? (#93618)
by HankP

That's a good one. From what I can tell there are many reasons, anything from the entirely beneficent "I want you to get the same emotional rush I do" to using it as a social marker indicating class and education. I can't answer that with a single answer that covers all the responses I've seen.

I guess I just find the idea of contesting aesthetic judgments pointless and boring. Nobody is going to convince me to listen to Gregorian chants on a daily basis, nor am I likely to persuade anyone that Mexican surf punk is the way to go. There's nothing wrong with exposing people to different kinds of music, especially obscure ones that they may not have heard before, but arguing the merits of any one form in any kind of absolute sense is an argument that goes nowhere.

Now tastes can change over time for a variety of reasons, and you may catch someone during such a period which would make it appear that you convinced them of the value of a particular form. I still think that's just serendipity, based on the shifting taste of the listener rather than the quality of any aesthetic argument.

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Forget the myths the media's created about the White House. The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand. - Deep Throat

But Hank (#93619)
by hobbesist

... by "contesting aesthetic judgments," I just mean "arguing about tastes." And I'm guessing that you, on occasion, have done the latter, and that you don't always find it "pointless and boring;" on occasion, I'd continue to guess, with the right company and on the right subject, you might've found it interesting, illuminating, or even exhilarating. I'm not suggesting that the point of arguing over taste is the discovery or demonstration of some absolute metric or sense of merit of different genres or forms of art. And though there certainly are folks who tend to couch their own judgments and opinions in such severe and uncompromising terms, my sense is, at least sometimes, those people aren't just snobs or a-holes; they are--again, at least sometimes--people who just take the object of their interest very seriously. I think that is, on the balance, a good, even desirable thing; it is, in Nietzsche's typically apt formulation, "to have rediscovered the seriousness he possessed as a child at play."

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It may be (#93625)
by HankP

that I've run into too many of the "snobs and a-holes", I remember one guy in particular who thought that Jazz was only for those "select few" with an understanding of music theory and music history (and no, he wasn't being ironic).

There's a difference, I think, between discussing the finer points of a particular genre, in that case both people already accept and have internalized the "ground rules" so to speak. Vinteuil and catchy can discuss the finer points of certain composers, as long as they enjoy the conversation it doesn't matter that I'm bored to tears. But to cut across radically different genres, well, that's like two people arguing in different languages. Lots of heat but not much light that I can see.

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Forget the myths the media's created about the White House. The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand. - Deep Throat

Doesn't some music sound better than it did the first time (#93584)
by mmghosh

round? Or have I had an experience that hasn't been had by anyone else?

I'm not sure that all music necessarily has a immediate visceral impact. I can remember several pieces of music that gradually "grew" on me over time. As a genre, I would say that that was the case about religious music in my case.

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Manish Ghosh

That's why, Manish, I wrote (#93595)
by hobbesist

"by virtue of mere decision or calculation." I can't imagine you're alone, or even in a minority, in having the experience of hearing some piece or genre of music in a new way after it had previously left you cold.

But if I can ask--what changed? Did it just plain affect you differently one day, or did something precipitate the change?

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Just listening repeatedly, I guess. Mozart does grow (#93606)
by mmghosh

on you. The Requiem set it off for me.

More to the point, I have come to appreciate folk music much more than I used to when i was younger.

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Manish Ghosh

Thanks. (#93611)
by hobbesist

I guess I was wondering to what extent, if at all, hearing or reading others' criticism or appreciation of some piece of music (or whatever) can lead us to reappraise it. I'm inclined to think that hearing someone, especially a friend or a person we respect, really enthuse about something can change, even down to the level of immediate feeling, the way we experience it. Maybe that's a just post hoc rationalization, though, of our surreptitious desire to endear ourselves to those dear to us.

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Well...take trouscaillons links to onkyo on this thread. (#93614)
by mmghosh

If someone I consider reasonably sensible (I include the forvm commentariat here) has a particular interest I'm more likely to listen to it, simply because it is likely our tastes will meet somewhere.

So I looked at the links, and am reasonably impressed by the genre, enough to go looking for tickets.

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Manish Ghosh

Oh, BlaiseP - (#93549)
by Pranky

don't you realize that conservative thinkers these days have finally really actually certainly figured out that things are actually, finally really no-kidding going to hell?

The guy who was convinced that western civilization officially ended with the Jitterbug and unescorted bare-ankled women tippling in public houses was just as right as all the conservatives today are. The great thing about being this way is that you are right no matter when you were squeezed out of your mama's crotch and into society.

Gosh, Pranky, eventually we all learn that Hell is Other People. (#93554)
by BlaiseP

More specifically, Hell is my neighbor playing Yanni in his back yard.

There is a place for musical excellence. Miles Davis once said you have to play a long time to sound like yourself. It is annoying to hear music badly played. Were it up to me, I'd send forth legions of flying monkeys to smash every karaoke machine in this World of Sin.

Liberals aren't any better. Liberals make all sorts of rude remarks about country music or southern rock. But I'd also send forth my Monkey Legions to the dim confines of coffee houses, to snatch away the ill-tuned guitars from greasy-haired maidens singing protest songs. Emo musicians like Bright Eyes would be waterboarded, to give them something to whine /about/. All Christian Rockers would be forced to play pentatonic scales they had either learned to write a chord outside the tonic or until Our Lord returned in power and glory. Smooth Jazz musicians of all sorts would be tied to chairs and made to listen to John Coltrane records. Yes, in BlaiseP's Empire, there would be lots of music, and of many sorts. The currency would bear the likeness of Frank Zappa, who said:

I'll tell you what classical music is — for those of you who don't know. Classical music is this music that was written by a bunch of dead people a long time ago. And it's formula music, the same as top forty music is formula music. In order to have a piece be classical, it has to conform to academic standards that were the current norms of that day and age ... I think that people are entitled to be amused, and entertained. If they see deviations from this classical norm, it's probably good for their mental health.

Well, there's country music (#93555)
by Pranky

and there's country music.

I'm actually a fan of country as long as it isn't Garth Brooks or his over produced pop radio ilk. Southern rock? Check out My Morning Jacket. They're great, and I plan to see them when they're here at the Chicago Theater.

By the way, I'm a big Zappa fan, including his 'classical' stuff. He died when I was 23 so I never got to see him perform.

If this... (#93341)
by Macallan

"give Viagra a bit of stiff competition."

...isn't copyrighted, it should be.

You know what happens if you get Viagra stuck in your throat?</